I went to Kaui and stayed at a friend's house in Princeville, which from the outside looked like paradise. My first night I was awoken by howling winds. As I went to relieve myself in the bathroom, I looked at the wall next to me. Staring at me was the largest spider I had ever seen. To top it off, it was covered with these gnarly colors. After that, I checked under the bowl, inside of the bowl, etc.That night I kept hearing something jumping up and down inside a plastic trash can. It was drivi...
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I went to Kaui and stayed at a friend's house in Princeville, which from the outside looked like paradise. My first night I was awoken by howling winds. As I went to relieve myself in the bathroom, I looked at the wall next to me. Staring at me was the largest spider I had ever seen. To top it off, it was covered with these gnarly colors. After that, I checked under the bowl, inside of the bowl, etc.That night I kept hearing something jumping up and down inside a plastic trash can. It was driving me nuts and I went to see what all the commotion was. Inside the trash can were two mice jumping up and down, trying to get out. I took the trash can outside and tipped it upside down. One mouse scurried off, the other one just lied there and slowly died. I felt likethe place was cursed. But it only got worse.My friend, who was a girl and her sister wanted to go down to a nude beach the next day. Hey...I was up for that !! As we walked down this trail, miles from anywhere, a deranged person who looked like a caveman, hopped out of a tree and started yelling, "My father's going to pick me up at the airport !!!" The guy was like 6'4", 280 lbs, wore rags, smelled likea sewer and had a five year old beard. I think his father just left him there. Here I am with two girls and psychotic caveman. I began looking for the biggest piece of wood I could find, as well as large rocks. All of a sudden, he ran off. The girls I was with were real "new agey -crystal loving hippies." They said they had "sent him love vibes" and he ran off. "Like wow ya' new." Several minutes after we had found a place to sit and lie down, the caveman reappeared, took off his rags and deficated right in front of us.I was so pissed at the girls, I said, "If you don't get me to a normal beach pronto, I'm outta here. They found a beautiful little lagoon about 1/4 mile away from the naked hippies, bums and psychos. It was the highlight of my trip.
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