Okay . . Memphis is NOT a huge city. Let's compare memphis to Buffalo . .. I can spend about an hour in a security line at Memphis and about 10 minutes at Buffalo. SAnd at Memphis theyv are grumpy, unfriendly, don't care about your flight, and are just plain stupid. In fact at Memphis they let a srewdriver (and please .. was I going to take the airplane apart from the inside with a mini screwdriver) slip by and it was confiscated elsewhere . . so why am i spending that long in line at MEMPHIS????? They are lazy, rude, and it takes farrr too long there . . at Buffalo, I get through the line in aboout eight minutes. I have in fact at Buffalo been given a card to see how long it takes. At Buffalo they are actually nice, freindly, they care if you are about to miss a flight. I would rank Memphis at about a one and Buffalo at about a ten. PLEASE . . does Memphis have some sense of self importance that we don't get?