Boatyard (The), Panama City

Warning: When visiting The Boatyard you may experience symptoms like relaxation, tranquility, or leisure. You may be tempted to chill out, kick back, or even ease off. If you or a loved one is exhibiting these manifestations, don't panic. The best thing to do is give in and ride it out. The condition is called the Hang Loose Syndrome, or HLS, and can strike in casual, comfortable atmospheres such as The Boatyard. Symptoms can become aggravated if mixed with dishes like Coconut Crusted Grouper or Lobster Relleno. To alleviate symptoms, sufferers are advised to leave The Boatyard and go to work.

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