One word conveys what this gingerbread-house fantasy is all about: butlers. That's right; you get a butler when you check in. Said butler will be there to park your car, carry your bags and hand you a glass of wine upon arrival. Oh, and make your dinner reservations, find you a show, book your tours and, and, and...He or she will basically ensure you never have to lift a finger unless you're eating. The Mansion's only flaw is that it bears a slight resemblance to the haunted hotel in “The Shining.” But shake that creepy feeling off so you can enjoy your private sitting room with fireplace and then retire to the four-poster bed with 600-thread-count linens waiting in the corner.